The Nine Chambers
real group, real history — this shack just can't help itself with the puns
Formed in Staten Island (a.k.a. Shaolin — also, factually, an island, which this shack considers a sign) in 1992, the Wu-Tang Clan dropped Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) in 1993 and then spent the next three decades proving nine solo careers could somehow all still add up to one clan. Here they are, chambers I through IX.
✦ Honorable mention: Cappadonna, the "unofficial 10th member," fully inducted on Wu-Tang Forever. This shack has no 10th chamber, on account of clams coming in bunches of nine around here. Look, it's a bit. Don't write in.
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your atproto DID, read like a kung-fu scroll and a tide chart at once
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